A Hol Lot Of Trouble:

Appendix

by Serge Stelmack
Artwork by Brad McDevitt


Just in case you got yourself stuck behind the door when God was handing out imagination, here are some ideas for further adventures:

  • The PCs find Joey Lovecraft's copy of the Necoronomonoconocon while they are searching the Bloody Marauder and learn the whereabouts of the legendary city of myriad sweaty distractions! Think of the epic adventure!
  • If the PCs took out Great Kuthoolu, Uncle Mickey ain't too happy. The evil rodent might come after them seeking vengeance, perhaps bringing along a couple of spawn and a few thousand wastits.
  • While sailing back to Port Krapper (or wherever they are going) the PCs get captured by the dastardly pirate crew of a hell-hulk. The characters are given a chance to avoid walking the plank by going on a mission to sink an enemy hulk. Yes, its a suicide mission, but then aren't they all?

Well, that about wraps up this module. The only thing left is to hand you some stats on old Joey Lovecraft, so here they are: Joey "Abd al-Azrad" Lovecraft Greymatta 8
Oldness 35
Mouth 7
Sex: Male
Meat 4
Bent: Messed up and is determined to die at the hands of gigantic hellspawn named "Kuthoolu".
Feets 3
Nuts 10
Total Armor 9
Total Armor 13
Equipstuff: "War & Peace" Armor (armor 9), Copy of the Necoronomonoconocon, Necklace made out of the shrunken heads of Sodomy Bikers, Dramatic Black Robes.
Poetry and Classics - 13
Spot/Befriend Wastit - 12
Dark Magic* - 14
Ponderous Rhetoric - 15
Make People Do Your Bidding By Droning On About Great Kuthoolu - 10
Make Anything You Say Sound More Important Than The Voice Of An Outer God - 9
Walk Calmly Into Eternal Damnation - 12
Dramatic Entry - 13
Intimidating Stare - 14 :

* This is a Greymatta skill that can be learned by reading the Necoronomonoconocon. With it, PCs can make all sort of weird magical things happen, the limits being set by the Holmeister. Unfortunately anyone who develops the skill beyond two levels becomes completely obsessed with dying at the hands (or tentacles, or teeth) of a gigantic alien monster. Popular choices include Yog-The-Froth, Fastur the Unspeedable, and Great Kuthoolu, though Uncle Mickey will do in a pinch.

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