The commissioning of the new USS Iowa (BB-4) has excited much comment in naval quarters. As soon as specifications on this advanced vessel are obtained, we will prepare a Form 10 for use with the newest member of the Admiralty Trilogy: What Do You Mean It's Obsolete? We Just Launched the Damned Thing! WDYMIO?WJLTDT! has a planned release date in some year with two zeroes in it. ST Editor's Note: The ST you see at the end of each bogus Y2K article are the initials of the author, Steve Thorne. It also means "Stop! Enough already!" More Special Naval Y2K Section Admiral Dewey Named CNO! Marines Sent to Legation Quarter in Peking, er, Beijing USS Iowa Commissioned Back to The Naval Sitrep #17 Table of Contents Back to Naval Sitrep List of Issues Back to MagWeb Master Magazine List © Copyright 1999 by Larry Bond and Clash of Arms. This article appears in MagWeb (Magazine Web) on the Internet World Wide Web. Other military history articles and gaming articles are available at http://www.magweb.com