[Yes, He is back and thanks to those who sent these priceless Laws in. Kenn]

1. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
2. Fortify your front; you'll get Your rear shot up.
3. Weather ain't neutral.
4. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
5. Air defense motto: shoot'em down; sort'em out on the ground.
6. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.
7. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
8. Napalm is an area support weapon.
9. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
10. B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.
11. Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

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