The following letter crossed my desk the other day from Alex "Shoes" Kachevsky and it moved me enough to print it here.

Dear Rob,

I thought you could share with your S&Cers the following:

"This is Brian. He is a grognard and he is Die-Challengcd. Even though he knows the rules to a game and maneuvers his troops well. Brian loses games constantly due to really bad dice. This is not the normal bad dice that many grognards get for short periods of time during their gaining lives, it is a debilitating affliction that could have ruined Brian's gaming experience for his entire life. But there is hope! With the help of the American Society of' Die Challenged Persons (ASDCP), Brian now has a chance of winning a game. With the use of specially weighted dice, modified Combat Results Tables, and therapy to teach proper die rolling techniques, Brian can now have a statistically normal game. but we can't continue to help Die Challenged Garners without your support. Fixing dice and redesigning combat tables for a gamer's particular handicap takes a great deal of effort and money, even with World Famous Game Designers donating their time and effort for this noble cause. So plea." give generously to the ASDCP because a bad garner is a terrible thing to face."