Ready Made Characters
Fiction from the World of Hunters, Inc.
by Richard Fichera
Artwork by Brad McDevitt
Note: all characters are equipped with Kevlar vests and helmets. Team LeaderYou've achieved your position the old fashioned way_by stepping on those who get in your way. After all, someone must lead and others must follow. Not that you think badly of the people in your charge, they're just not a smart as you. And since you're the boss, you shouldn't have to get your hands dirty because that's one thing that really bugs you. You're mother always insisted that you were neat and clean as a little boy and she made a real impression, because you're still very neat and tidy. It pisses you off if someone gets something on your uniform. But that's rarely a problem because you're very sensitive to anything or anyone touching or brushing against you. Your tactile sense is very acute.
AGL 13 CON 12 COM 15 EGO 13 PER 11 EDU 13 CHA 15 Disadvantages: Egotist (5), Rupophobia (Fear of Dirt) (5) Advantages: Body Awareness (20) Mental Balance: 10 Skills: Climb 13, Automatic Weapons 10, Rifle 10, Handgun 13, Heavy Weapons 7, Sneak 7, Dodge 7, Throw 10, Impact Weapons 10, Axe 4, Unarmed Combat 8, Swim 8, Hide 8, Search 9, Read/Write 13 Equipment: Uzi SMG Guard #1You've been unlucky most of your life, not that it's really luck. After all, luck is just one of those things that people blame their miserable lives on. Not you. There's an explanation for every thing that's happened in your lousy life. Things will change one day. You have a very strong belief in the role of authority in any society. You always follow your designated leader. Everyone must follow the chain of command or anarchy will result.
AGL 12 CON 14 COM 13 EGO 9 PER 9 EDU 16 CHA 9 Disadvantages: Bad Luck (10), Rationalist (15) Advantages: Code of Honor (5) Mental Balance: -25 Skills: Climb 10, Automatic Weapons 7, Rifle 7, Handgun 10, Heavy Weapons 7, Sneak 10, Dodge 10, Throw 7, Dagger 10, Throwing Weapons 7, Impact Weapons 10, Whips and Chains 5, Axe 5, Unarmed Combat 12, Swim 10, Hide 7, Search 7, Read/Write 12, First Aid 14 Equipment: Uzi SMG Guard #2Most people just can't get past their own preconceived notions about other people. Just because you have several heavy-gauge stainless steel rings in your ear, and have both your nipples and your navel pierced doesn't mean that you're not a great person. You can't stand those stupid "white bread" idiots that think they have the world figured out. They should try living a real life. Some people admire your piercings for the same reason that you do; it shows how much pain you can take. And you can take alot.
AGL 17 CON 12 COM 8 EGO 11 PER 9 EDU 11 CHA 14 Disadvantages: Bad Reputation (10), Intolerance (10) Advantages: Endure Pain (15) Mental Balance: -5 Skills: Climb 15, Automatic Weapons 9, Rifle 12, Handgun 11, Heavy Weapons 7, Sneak 8, Dodge 9, Throw 8, Dagger 8, Throwing Weapons 8, Impact Weapons 9, Whips and Chains 5, Unarmed Combat 8, Hide 9, Search 9, Read/Write 9, Falling Technique 7 Equipment: Steyr AUG Guard #3Life sucks hard. Always has. Always will. It wouldn't be that way if "they" weren't doing it to you. You know there's somebody out there, you see them sometimes out of the corner of your eye, or like a vision that flashes in front of you for just a moment. If they would just leave you alone, life would be alot better.
AGL 17 CON 16 COM 15 EGO 7 PER 11 Disadvantages: Depression (15), Paranoia (15) Advantages: Enhanced Awareness (10) Mental Balance: -20 Skills: Climb 13, Automatic Weapons 13, Rifle 16, Bow 8, Handgun 15, Heavy Weapons 8, Sneak 10, Dodge 10, Throw 10, Dagger 7, Impact Weapons 8, Unarmed Combat 8, Swim 12, Hide 8, Search 8, Read/Write 9, First Aid 5 Equipment: WA2000 (sniper rifle), Uzi pistol Guard #4Everybody thinks you're a good person, real likeable, real friendly. They just don't know your nightmares. Ever since that riot at the prison, when your best friend was killed, you've dreamed about it almost every night. He was standing there as the insane prisoners charged down the hall. He raised his machine gun to take them down and it jammed. They tore him to pieces. That will never happen to you. You take care of your rifle as if it was your lover. You give it constant care so that it will fire if you ever need it.
AGL 11 CON 12 COM 10 EGO 10 PER 11 EDU 13 CHA 12 Disadvantages: Mental Compulsion (gun maintenance) (5), Nightmares (5) Advantages: Good Reputation (10) Mental Balance: 0 Skills: Climb 6, Automatic Weapons 7, Rifle 10, Handgun 7, Heavy Weapons 5, Sneak 7, Dodge 7, Throw 7, Dagger 7, Throwing Weapons 5, Impact Weapons 7, Pole Arms 5, Whips and Chains 5, Axe 5, Unarmed Combat 12, Swim 10, Hide 10, Search 10, Read/Write 9, Survival 8, Radio Communications 8 Equipment: M16 Semi-automatic rifle Guard #5You just want to impress people. You want to feel important. That's why you make up those stories about the Vietnam War. Sure, you were never there, but nobody else knows that (you hope). You're always telling war stories about your time in Vietnam. When you think somebody's on to you though, you get real mad. Don't let anyone ever call you a liar! You'll beat their face in! Maybe your stories prevent you from having long-term friends, but animals always like you. Animals never judge you by what you say.
AGL 14 CON 10 COM 10 EGO 13 PER 13 EDU 15 CHA 10 Disadvantages: Habitual Liar (5), Touchy (5) Advantages: Animal Friendship (15) Mental Balance: 5 Skills: Climb 11, Automatic Weapons 7, Rifle 10, Handgun 7, Heavy Weapons 5, Sneak 7, Dodge 7, Throw 7, Dagger 7, Throwing Weapons 5, Impact Weapons 7, Pole Arms 5, Whips and Chains 5, Axe 5, Unarmed Combat 11, Swim 7, Hide 10, Search 10, Read/Write 12, Horseback Riding 7 Equipment: M16 Semi-automatic rifle Guard #6You're very attracted to authority figures in a very kinky way_you'd like to serve them, to be tied up and commanded by them. Your favorite sexual fantasy is about the leader of this team forcing you to commit kinky sex acts. But your intuition tells you that the leader would be appalled by your fantasies. They make you ashamed, so you block out those thoughts by showing everybody that you're the toughest one on the team. Nobody's as tough as you! You know that Guard #5 is a chronic liar, always spreading bullshit stories about Vietnam. You can always tell when people are lying.
AGL 12 CON 14 COM 11 EGO 13 PER 12 EDU 11 CHA 11 Disadvantages: Death Wish (10), Sexual Neurosis (5) Advantages: Intuition (15) Mental Balance: 0 Skills: Climb 9, Automatic Weapons 7, Rifle 10, Handgun 7, Heavy Weapons 5, Sneak 7, Dodge 7, Throw 7, Dagger 7, Throwing Weapons 5, Impact Weapons 7, Pole Arms 5, Whips and Chains 5, Axe 5, Unarmed Combat 12, Swim 10, Hide 10, Search 10, Read/Write 9, First Aid 13 Equipment: M16 Shotgun, Grenade launcher with 6 tear gas grenades Guard #7When people go to prison, it's because they have sinned against God. If they would have listened to God, they would have a life as blessed as yours. Good things always seem to happen to you because you follow God's Laws. Sometimes, Satan tries to get at you. He sends demons to possess animals to try to harm you. You can never be too careful, so you avoid animals whenever you can.
AGL 14 CON 14 COM 8 EGO 13 PER 8 EDU 11 CHA 15 Disadvantages: Animal Enmity (5), Fanaticism (10) Advantages: Luck (20) Mental Balance: 5 Skills: Climb 7, Automatic Weapons 7, Rifle 10, Handgun 7, Heavy Weapons 5, Sneak 7, Dodge 7, Throw 7, Dagger 7, Throwing Weapons 5, Impact Weapons 7, Pole Arms 5, Whips and Chains 5, Axe 5, Unarmed Combat 12, Swim 7 , Hide 7 , Search 8 , Read/Write 9, Motor Mechanics 10, Electronics 8 Equipment: M16 Semi-automatic rifle Prison Break
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