by Allan Smithee and the Freak Force
10 - YOU REALLY CAN'T FIT 200 PEOPLE INTO A RAMADA SINGLE. 9 - ACCORDIONS AND RENAISSANCE BANDS SHOULD BE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. 8 - WHACKING THE TOWEL DISPENSERS WITH YOUR REPLICA PLYWOOD-AND-FOAM SWORD IS A GOOD WAY TO GET HURT. 7 - CARS WILL NOT STOP IF YOU SHOUT "HALT, EVILDOER!" 6 - "THE GOOD MECH LOLLIPOP WILL NOT IMPRESS THE FASA PEOPLE. 5 - THE FULLY FUNCTIONAL PHASER YOU'VE BEEN TINKERING WITH SHOULD BE LEFT AT HOME. 4 -BRIAN SNODDY DOES NOT THINK HIS NAME IS FUNNY. 3 - CONSTANTLY QUOTING MONTY PYTHON WILL NOT IMPROVE KENZER'S SALES. 2 - BRETT FAVRE JOKES DO NOT GO OVER WELL WITH THE LOCALS. AND THE # 1 THING: 1 - MAGIC CARDS CANNOT BE CONSUMED FOR SUSTENANCE. Back to Shadis #29 Table of Contents Back to Shadis List of Issues Back to MagWeb Master List of Magazines © Copyright 1996 by Alderac Entertainment Group This article appears in MagWeb.com (Magazine Web) on the Internet World Wide Web. Other military history articles and gaming articles are available at http://www.magweb.com |