10. SAVE MONEY ON HOTEL BY WRAPPING YOURSELF IN FREE COPIES OF SHADIS 28 AND SLEEPING IN LOBBY.

9. D4s MAKE USEFUL CALTROPS FOR DETERRING PURSUING SECURITY GUARDS.

8. SNEAK INTO THE WIZARDS OF THE COAST PARTY BY IMPERSONATING QUINTON HOOVER AND EAT ALL THE CHEESE

7. VISIT DRAGON VICE DEMO AND STUFF DICE IN YOUR PANTS. WHEN QUESTIONED, EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT ITS OKAY BECAUSE THEYRE ONLY GOBLINS.

6. THREATEN TO BLOW UP THE CONVENTION IF SHADIS DOESN'T PRINT YOUR 35,100 WORD MANIFESTO ON DICELESS ROLE-PLAYING.

5. CIRCLE THE WHITE WOLF BOOTH STEALTHILY WGILE DISPLAYING THE LIVE ACTION VAMPIRE SIGN FOR "OBFUSCATE."

4. DRESS LIKE A TRIBBLE. IT'LL DRIVE THE KLINGONS CRAZY.

3. INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO STEVE JACKSON, THEN DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT WAS DONE WITH THE REAL STEVE.

2. BRING ONLY ONE SET OF CLOTHES. IT CUTS DOWN ON YOUR ENCUMBRANCE.

AND THE # 1 THING TO DO TO MAKE GENCON MORE ENTERTAINING...

1. FREE-CLIMB THE TALLEST TOWER IN THE TSR CASTLE AND SHOUT "GARY LIVES!"