Cthulhu for President

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by Shadis Staff

We here at Shadis are proud to announce our official endorsement of the Elder Party and their Presidential candidate, Great Cthulhu. Why? The American public loves simple answers to complicated questions, and Cthulhu has the simplest answers to even the most difficult questions.

Cthulhu is unlike any other candidate you could vote for. He's right up front about all the issues. Most candidates will lie right to your face, saying that you are the most important thing on the agenda. Cthulhu has no such qualms; he'll tell you right to your face just how important you really are!

When Cthulhu wins, he will rise up from his underwater grave and rule the world with an iron fist. No more crime, no more interest rates, no more taxes, just eternal servitude to the Great Cthulhu! How can you go wrong? Run right out and register, and on November 2nd, you know who to vote for. Vote for the candidate who lays it all on the line ln 1996...

    Don't Settle for the Lesser Evil!


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