Text on coverSPECIAL TO THE REVIEW Mareschal T J Elsworth grimly accepted the sword today of General Simon, the Lion of Ostlandt, as the Lion acknowledged decat in the Castle Campaign. "That's quite a collection of swords you have turned over to me," remarked the Mareschal. General Simon, his teeth clenched, replied, "Why don't you (cont'd on pg 65) DATELINE BERLIN. The foreign ministers of the great Dowers gathered here to discuss the claims of the Simonian Prime Minister, Hercule Snim, that the Elsworthian forces used boison gas during the Castle Campaign. "Poison gas, or the WRG Ancients Rules, or some equally noxious concoction," said the Prime Minister, "They're one and the same. He continued, "They all should be outlawed before civilization destroys itself. No one should (cont'd on page 97) LATE NEWS ITEM. Elsworthian forces refused to let correspondents enter the newly occupied territory of Simonia. Colonel Joachim Throt, chief of the Elsworthian Secret Police, stated that before any journalists would be permitted to interview the survivors, "The stubborn ones will have to be weeded out and trained. Our political police specialize in this type of training." Colonel Throt stated he thought the training program would take no more than two to three weeks and (cont'd on page 56) LONDON Gold prices dropped here as the Simonian krunk fell to a new low after word was received of General Simon's surrender. In contrast to the fall of the krunk, the Elworthian flimp rose appreciably. The krunk, despite its drop, was still valued at 3 US dollars. The flimp's rise brought it to a new high of 3 for a nickel. Traders were active in the market and (cont'd on 89) Note--these are fictitious stories and do NOT continue on any page.--RL Back to PW Review March 1980 Table of Contents Back to PW Review List of Issues Back to MagWeb Master Magazine List © Copyright 1999 Wally Simon This article appears in MagWeb (Magazine Web) on the Internet World Wide Web. Other military history articles and gaming articles are available at http://www.magweb.com |