Merde!!! is the French term of exclamation used when something doesn't quite go your way. Needless to say, we won't print the American term here, but we hope you will figure it out.

The card may be placed in an army's sequence deck. Upon its appearance,all remaining impulses in the initiative are given to the enemy to use as he sees fit. This can be a very upsetting turn of events. You may shout either the French or English translation in reaction to this horrible fortune. Permanently discard after one use.