Ho, Ho! and Away We Go!
off to sail the skyway;
Ho, Ho!! and Away We Go!
Sure hope we don't take the wrong way!
Oh Cher, Cher, is a mighty good cook,
As long as you don't ever cross her;
Cause if her pan you forget to duck,
She'll knock you 'cross the river!
(Chorus)
Oh Tay, Tay, is a mighty fine shot,
As long as she don't look better;
Cause if that girl looks over his way,
He's off like a shot to find her!
(Chorus)
Oh Byc, Byc, is a mighty good Sir,
As long as a sight can see'er;
Cause he'll scare away the blues for sure,
And the dinner that was your favored!
(Chorus)
Oh Murk, Murk, is a mighty good boy,
As long as the ration's over;
Cause he burns up so much energy,
He'll eat your house and home'r!
(Chorus)
Oh Rag, Rag, is a mighty good climb,
As long as there's ropes to go over;
Cause you know that we'd all much prefer,
He'd leave the goats behind'er!
(Chorus)
Oh Tare, Tare, is a mighty good monk,
As long as there's a bunch that'd have her;
Cause don't you start a fight for sure,
Or a kick you'll get below'er!
(Chorus)
Oh Kip, Kip, is a mighty good quip,
As long as there's room to write'r;
Cause if he gets a flash of wit,
You'd wish he'd talk much shorter!
(Chorus)
Oh Ku, Ku, is a mighty good wiz'
As long as a wiz' you'd wonder;
Cause don't you cross in front of him,
Or he'll ZAP your ouch! Behind'er!
(Chorus)
Oh Long, Long, sings a mighty good song,
As long as he keeps a go'er,
Cause we all know after one so long,
He should've kept his mouth the closer!
(Chorus)
Oh Elk, Elk, is a mighty good elf, (pause)
That's what we're all for sure'er!!!
(One last time)
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