--General George S. Patton

“I love the French. They taste just like chicken.”

--Hannibal Lecter

“The last time the French asked for more proof, It came marching into Paris under a German flag.”

--David Letterman

“I don’t know why people are surprised that France won’t help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn’t help us get the Germans out of France!”

--Jay Leno

“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.”

--General Norman Schwartzkopf

“We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.”

--Marge Simpson

Raise your right hand if you like the French. Raise both hands if you are French.

“As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.”

--Jacques Chirac, President of France

“As far as France is concerned, you’re right.”

--Rush Limbaugh

Replacements for the French National Anthem

‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ by Bobby McFerrin
‘Runaway’ by Del Shannon
‘Everybody’s Somebody’s Fool’ by Connie Francis
‘Surrender’ by Elvis Presley
‘What a Fool Believes’ by the Doobie Brothers
‘Raise Your Hands’ by Jon Bon Jovi

“The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.”

--Regis Philbin