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Birthday Toast 1978

by Russ Lockwood

We received the following over the internet. I can't say for sure whether this is true or not, but it is amusing.

On the occasion marking the Birthday of the US Marine Corps, 1978, onboard Camp LeJeune, and in the presence of several thousand Marines and their Ladies, General Louis H. Wilson, CMC, arose to deliver his long awaited address to the troops. He approached the dais (rostrum), nodded to the CGs (Base, FSSG and Division) and proceeded to explain to the captive masses that he would be short on words that night - then turned to his bride, Aunt Jane, took a glass and, amid absolutely dead silence, offered this toast -- and promptly sat down.

The whooping and hollering went on for a good 10 minutes.

LOVE

The wonderful love of a beautiful maid,
The love of a staunch, true man,
The love of a baby, unafraid,
Have existed since time began

But the greatest of loves, the quintessence of loves,
Even greater than that of a mother,
Is the tender, passionate, infinite love,
Of one drunken Marine for another.

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