By Robert Haworth
Below is Song 13 in the libretto for the brilliant Gilbert and Sullivan musical comedy, The Pirates of Penzance (1879). Onstage as it is sung are the buffoonish Major General Stanley, his clutch of comely female wards, and several menacing pirates. The first part of the ditty reviews Stanley's impressive intellectual and cultural attainments, while the second casts doubt upon his professional competence, despite them. This song was particularly humorous in its day because it hit the British officer corps of gentleman-dilettantes uncomfortably close to where it lived. Our Colonial gaming friends might wish to commit at least a couple of the following verses to memory. [[MG Stanley sings, allegro, each quick, mincing stanza rising and falling]]: I am the very model of a modern major general;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical; I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's; I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies;
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cune-i-form, In fact when I know what is meant by mamelon and ravelin, When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventur'y, Song 3, in which the leader of the pirates compares his life of crime not unfavorably with the sins of both "normal" citizens and their monarchs, might also be of interest to a certain segment of the gaming community. [[The Pirate King sings, rousingly]]: Oh better far to live and die,
Away to the cheating world you go, For I am a Pirate King,
When I sally forth to seek my prey
But many a king on a first-class throne, For I am a Pirate King,
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