Ten Reasons to Game
the Franco-Prussian War

Humor

By Dr. George Dullaghan

  • The French Line in red trousers were made for the wargaming table.
  • Zouaves and the Legion make the French Army multi-colored and interesting.
  • You can use your Napoleonic Bavarians in 15mm. Anyone who notices and complains should only game solo.
  • Your French can fight many opponents if you don't mind a bit of historical uniform inaccuracy. Austrians, Danes, Mexicans, Prussians, Moroccans, West Africans, Vietnamese for example.
  • No one would disbar you from the wargaming fraternity if you used your Franco-Prussian War troops for the first year of WWI.
  • You can tell your wife that all the above substituting of armies means that you are "gaming for free" and "saving a fortune."
  • You can clear a room by talking nonstop about Chassepot vs needlegun, using mitralleuse as artillery and whether the French left a depot battalion at home.
  • Memorizing the mobilization time and the railroad schedules in 1870's Europe certainly qualifies one for a stay in a mental observation center.
  • All the manufacturers of 15mm figures that I know of make an excellent product in my eyes.
  • If you can't enjoy a toy battle between red troused line, green jaegers, bormeted guardsmen, Picklehaube troops, Bavarian crested helmets involving French elan and Prussian stolidity, then you are not worthy of reading a magnificent Featherstone book!


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