Pardon me for a second, but...

England One! Argentina Nil!
England One! Argentina Nil!
England One! Argentina Nil!
England One! Argentina Nil!
England One! Argentina Nil!
England One! Argentina Nil!
England One! Argentina Nil!
England One! Argentina Nil!
England One! Argentina Nil!

WOOooooOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

What does this have to do with Dork Tower?

Consider the following:

England, The United States, Germany, Italy, Spain, France, Ireland and Brazil all either publish and/or translate Dork Tower, or have had really cool cons that they've invited Dork Tower to.

France is STILL ALIVE in World Cup 2002, after not scoring a SINGLE goal in their first two games! Halloween Concept (Paris) just signed on to translate the comic books in French.

The Republic of Ireland is still alive after a literal last-minute goal in their second game! The good Irish gamers flew us to one of the coolest cons I've EVER been at (Warpcon) this year!

Spain is WAY exceeding expectations given past World Cup performances. The first Spanish comic books came out this year, from La Factoria De Ideas (Madrid).

On the other hand...

Saudi Arabia is the first country to be eliminated from the World Cup 2002.

Saudi Arabia does NOT translate or publish Dork Tower, nor did they invite Dork Tower to a really cool convention. In fact, they have NO Dork Tower connection at ALL. And they're GONE.

Coincidence? YOU be the judge!

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