"So just who IS Megan Morrone?", a few readers from outside the US have been asking. Basically, she's a cool, down-to-earth presenter and 'net expert on the Tech TV show "The Screen Savers."

It was when a member of the Dork Tower Mailing List began raving about her, though, that I thought it'd be fun if Carson had a crush on her. Unlike Igor's dream women (Apollo Smile, Lara Croft and Daphne from Scooby Doo), Megan Morrone is about as real as you can get. So it amused me greatly when I discovered there was actually a fansite or two or three dedicated to her.

(The first site is a VERY Carson creation, btw -- I particularly like the dolphins).

And hence this little Valentine's Day series was born.