Crass Holiday Commercialism

Just wanted to remind everyone of ALL the NIFTY things available from the Dork Store (http://kovalic.com/sales/sales.html)! Still plenty of time to do that holiday shopping!

Give the Sith that keeps on giving! Help keep my kitties in kibble!

POKE-GONE T-Shirts Here Soon

Yes, the extremely offensive and tasteless POKE-GONE T-Shirts (http://kovalic.com/POKEGONE.JPG) will be done, possibly before Christmas, but probably not in time to ship for Christmas. Still, keep checking the Dork Store (http://kovalic.com/sales/sales.html) for details.

Escape From Elba Done

Now available from Cheapass Games (http://www.cheapass.com). It's a neat little word game. Gads, I love working with the fun folks at Cheapass. Here's how they describe it:

"You're Napoleon, and so is everyone else, in this wacky caper game illustrated by John Kovalic. Chase your fellow inmates around a thoroughly unrealistic Elba, as each of you races to collect the letters in "Escape," "From," "Elba," or "Peace." Spell your way to freedom and the eventual tyrannical rule of all of Western Europe. Or so you think. Available October 15, price: $5.00"

Chez Geek Done

Now available from Steve Jackson Games (http://www.sjgames.com/chezgeek/). ALSO great folks to work with.

Stock #1329
ISBN 1-55634-411-2
110 cards
Suggested Retail Price: $19.95

Both CHEZ GEEK and ESCAPE FROM ELBA will be available from the Dork Store (http://www.kovalic.com/sales/sales.html) soon!

Dork Tower Plush Toys: Quick Poll

Would people prefer to see plush Carson the Muskrat stuffed toys, or plush Igor stuffed toys?

These would be between 8" and 10" tall. Not sure what the prices would be. Looks like they'd be available early in the new year. But if only one character can be done, what's it to be?

Igor or Carson. YOU make the call. Drop me a line at john@kovalic.com, and cast your vote.