Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things" General Daddy, please sing us a lullaby... All right, my little soldier boys.... Magical fireballs For toasting Orc's asses, Spacemen with lasers And tac-nuke collapsers, Tank- Ogres that charge With moonshine on their backs, These are a few of my favorite attacks. Cataphract cavalry, Henchmen with maces, Greek hoplite soldiers All in phalanxes, Stuka dive bombers Screaming through flak, These are a few of my favorite attacks. Armored divisions Racing with Patton, Vikings are burning The towns they've been sacking, Enchanted swords That go hack hack, hack, These are a few of my favorite attacks. Wen the dice flop, When morale fails, When it's looking grim, I simply pull out my favorite attack And then I can say: I WIN! Back to Table of Contents The Messenger August 1994 Back to The Messenger List of Issues Back to MagWeb Magazine List © Copyright 1994 by HMGS/PSW. This article appears in MagWeb.com (Magazine Web) on the Internet World Wide Web. Other articles from military history and related magazines are available at http://www.magweb.com