Pentagon Phrase Book

What Action Officers Say
and What They Mean

Essentially Complete: It's half done.
Schedule Exposure: It slipped three weeks ago.
We predict: We hope to God.
Risk is high but acceptable: 100 to 1 odds, or with 10 times the budget and 10 times the people, we stand a 50/50 chance.
Potential show stopper: The team has updated their resumes.
Serious but not insurmountable problems: It'll take a miracle.
Basic agreement has been reached: The @##$%%'s won't even talk to us.
Results are being quantified: We're massaging the numbers so that they will agree with our conclusions.
Task force to review: 7 people who are incompetent at their regular jobs have been loaned to the project.
Not well defined: Nobody's even thought about it.
Still analyzing the requirements: See previous answer.
Not well understood: Now that we've thought about it, we don't want to think about it anymore.
Requires further analysis and management attention: Totally out of control.
Results are promising: Turned power on and no smoke detected!


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