West Virginia hillilly Herman James was drafted by the Army and on the first day as an enlisted man, he was issued a comb. The following day the Army barber sheared all of his hair off. On the third day the Army issued him a tooth brush. On the fourth day the Army dentist yanked several of his teeth out. On the fifth day he was issued a jock strap ... that afternoon Herman went AWOL. Back to Dispatch July 2002 Table of Contents Back to Dispatch List of Issues Back to MagWeb Master Magazine List © Copyright 2002 by HMGS Mid-South This article appears in MagWeb (Magazine Web) on the Internet World Wide Web. Other military history articles and gaming articles are available at http://www.magweb.com