Now that our B-52's have reorganized the Afganistan Landscape, U.S. intelligence has discovered that the Taliban have renamed some of their towns to confuse us. These new names include: 1. Wherz-myroof 2. Mykamel-izded 3. Oshit-Disisabad 4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon 5. Pleez-Ztopdishit 6. Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi 7 Ikantstan-Disnomore 8. Wha-Taf uk-Wazi-Tinkin 9. Myturbin-Izburnin 10. Imma-Dedshmuck Back to Dispatch January 2002 Table of Contents Back to Dispatch List of Issues Back to MagWeb Master Magazine List © Copyright 2001 by HMGS Mid-South This article appears in MagWeb (Magazine Web) on the Internet World Wide Web. Other military history articles and gaming articles are available at http://www.magweb.com