China Warplane Incident I realize that except for the recovery of the damaged bird, the main part of the flap is over. Even so, I thought the readership might enjoy some of the following ... MB Destined to be a classic! David Letterman, eat your heart out!!! This is from a recent CVW-3 (Carrier Air Wing-3) Fo'c'sle Follies on CVN-75 in the Gulf Top Nine Reasons Being an EP-3 Guy in China is still better than being on Cruise with Air Wing Three... 9. Being prisoner on Hainan Island more fun than liberty in Bahrain 8. Chinese Food--All you can eat. 7. Gives new meaning to having dog for dessert. 6. One EP-3 has more Air-to-Air kills than the Air Wing Three fighter guys. 5. Still getting Per-Diem 4. American public at least knows the EP3 guys are there. 3. Chinese are doing a better job at retaining naval aviators than we are. 2. Chinese laundry open 24-7 And the Number One Reason Being an EP-3 Guy in China is still better than being on Cruise with Air Wing Three... 1. Chinese Chicks are Hot! Back to Dispatch June 2001 Table of Contents Back to Dispatch List of Issues Back to MagWeb Master Magazine List © Copyright 2001 by HMGS Mid-South This article appears in MagWeb (Magazine Web) on the Internet World Wide Web. Other military history articles and gaming articles are available at http://www.magweb.com