1. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. 9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe 11. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 12. Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 13. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 14. You can't have everything, where would you put it? 15. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 16. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 17. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 18. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. 19. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. 20. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Back to Dispatch April 2001 Table of Contents Back to Dispatch List of Issues Back to MagWeb Master Magazine List © Copyright 2001 by HMGS Mid-South This article appears in MagWeb (Magazine Web) on the Internet World Wide Web. Other military history articles and gaming articles are available at http://www.magweb.com