10. The monitor is up on blocks 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them 8. The 6 front keys have rotted out 7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six 5. The password is "Bubba" 4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU 3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive 2. The keyboard is camouflaged AND the #1 reason is... 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter" Back to Dispatch Apr 2000 Table of Contents Back to Dispatch List of Issues Back to MagWeb Master Magazine List © Copyright 2000 by HMGS Mid-South This article appears in MagWeb (Magazine Web) on the Internet World Wide Web. Other military history articles and gaming articles are available at http://www.magweb.com