Wargames

Fiction

by Christopher Anvil


Reprinted from Analog
© 1963 by Conde Nast Publications Inc.

Nikolai Bartov, the Premier's personal interpreter, was afraid the ambassador had gone over to the Americans. That was about all it would take to make this trip to the United Nations the worst week Bartov had ever lived through.

The trouble had started over West Rindelia, an insignificant strip of tropical jungle presided over largely by malarial mosquitoes, and coveted by the communist overlord of East Rindelia. Diplomats who had visited the two Rindelias called them "the key to nowhere-the pesthole of Southeast Asia." Veterans who had struggled and sweltered in the Rindelia jungles in 1944 remembered West Rindelia as "Purgatory" and East Rindelia as "Hell." No one wanted either place except the Rindelians, who were loud in their demands for help. And that was the trouble.

Experts who claimed to understand such matters called the Rindelain affair a "prestige crisis.'' The United States, they said, had let Russia put a wall through divided Berlin, and had thus lost prestige. The Russians had let the United States clamp a blockade on Cuba, and had thus lost prestige. Any sensible person might suppose that this evened matters up, and the two sides were back where they had started from, but the experts claimed this wasn't so.

According to the experts, these two events climaxed a long series of backdowns by both sides, and malcontents and exasperated allies in each camp were accusing their leaders of having lost their nerve. For either side to back down in Rindelia might shatter the confidence of its allies, permanently damage its prestige, and thus prove a large-scale disaster.

Bartov did not know how much truth there might be in this. But he did know that the Premier showed no sign of giving way. And the American newspapers that Bartov had studied gave every sign that this time the Americans would not yielcl an inch. The result was a severe strain on the nervous system, which got worse daily, and now rose to a new climax as the Premier, about ready to leave the Embassy for the U. N. Building, demanded to know where Ambassador Palvukin was.

Bartov happened to know where the ambassador was, but he joined the rest of the Premier's party in a glum silence as everyone tried to look blank and inconspicuous like students when the teacher asks a tough question.

The Premier's voice rose angrily. "Where is he? Where's Palvukin?"

Someone hesitantly cleared his throat. "I believe he was over at the American electronics exhibition. They have a game...ah...a strategy computer on display over there."

"Send somebody over to get him."

"We've done it. He won't come."

"He what?"

"He says he's too busy playing the game. He can't be disturbed. He won't come.

The Premier's expression changed from exasperation to amazement to a look of suppressed rage. He glanced at his watch.

"We'll drag him out by the ears. Come on!"

They went out the door to the street, and piled into the waiting cars. There was an uproar and confusion as the police discovered they weren't going to the U. N., but to the Electronics Exhibition. Then this was straightened out, and the procession got in motion. Bartov glanced out at the huge gray buildings gliding past, then the car pulled to the curb. "Here we are," said someone. They all got out in front of a building with a monster plate-glass window behind which was visible a large room with people grouped around exhibits, and stacks of advertising folders piled up on every table in sight.

"Let's go," growled the Premier, and in a compact group they shoved open the wide all-glass door.

The Premier looked around narrowly. "Where is he?"

Bartov spotted a directory in the wall across from the entrance, and read:

"War Games Computer--2nd Floor."

He translated this, then spotted an arrow lettered "Elevator." The Premier was silent as they went up. The door slid open, and they stepped out into a large room where a sense of excitement tingled in the air.

The Premier immediately growled, "There he is."

They headed across the room toward a sort of big table with two men seated at opposite sides and groups of watchers looking on alertly. The man on the far side of the table was Palvukin, the ambassador. He had a worried look as he hunched over a set of controls.

As the Premier, his face determined, strode toward Palvukin, Palvukin leaned forward, and speaking English, said tensly to the man across the table, "I'll attack with missiles if you don't break off your advance."

The other man smiled cooly. "You use missiles, and so will I." The Premier glanced sharply from one to the other of them. They both looked perfectly serious.

Bartov squinted at the table. A second look showed him it was no ordinary table, buf, looked more like a photographic map, in three dimensions. Geographical features were shown in relief: lakes, rivers, and mountains stood out clearly, as did cities, roads, railroads and forests. He bent over the table, to see that the actual view was apparently under the surface itself, which seemed to be made of some very clear plastic. The effect was that of looking at an actual scene from a considerable height, and the illusion was remarkable in its detail.

A pall of smoke seemed to hang over a heavily industrialized region near where Bartov was standing. A tiny train was crawling through a mountain pass, moving away from one industrialized region toward another. So absorbed did he become in examining the details, that Bartov almost missed it when the Premier asked a question, and for a moment he wasn't sure who had spoken, or whether the question was meant for him. Then he realized that Palvukin had a cover off a gray-enamled box that housed a control board lettered "Nuclear Missiles."

The Premier, scowling, put the cover back on the box again.

"But," pleaded Palvukin, "I've got to. Look, here." He pointed at a big lake, along the borders of which it was possible to see tiny tanks, armored troop carriers, and motorized artillery, crawling steadily forward. About them was a large faint blue arrow, like those used in newspaper diagrams of military maeuvers. Looking around, Bartov could see a number of these arrows, which must represent advancing troops, and also a number of straight lines which apparently marked stationary portions of the front. it was easy to see that Palvukin had gotten himself into an unenviable position.

Palvukin was complaining again. "I'll lose otherwise. "

"Get up." said the Premier, as if to a child. "We have a real game to play."

"There's still time," said Palvukin, glancing at his watch. "I just want to finish---"

Someone coughed. "Comrade Premier. Excuse me. Look there."

Several men in Arab headdress and robes had wandered over to the table, and were looking interestedly at the people on both sides of the board. A number of other Africans and Asians were looking on intently.

A voice with a British accent carried across the room. "The Americans are quite clever with games, you know. Baseball, Monopoly, strip-poker. Somehow, they manage to devise games that capture the attention."

The Premier eyed the Afro-Asians intently. They were now leaning across the board and it was clear from their gestures and facial expressions that they knew which side was winning. They glanced covertly at the Premier and his party, then with respect to the lone individual seated on the other side of the table. The Premier colored, and glanced angrily at the ambassador. "Who is this you are playing, Paluvukin?"

"An American named Schmidt. Comrade Premier."

"Who is he? What does he?"

"He is a...er...tycoon. He is what they call here a 'pirate.' "

The Premier let his breath out with an audible hiss.

The spectators were drawing up chairs and seating themselves comfortably. People of various races and nationalities were pouring out of the elevator and coming over to take a look. The Premier's eyes were narrowed, and he glanced back and forth from the spectators to the board. "Hm-m- m," he said.

Bartov moved over to study what was happening on the board.

Along the lake, the little images of the ambassador's troops were steadily falling back, and the ambassador himself was groaning, "But I'll lose the whole district."

"You donkey." said the Premier angrily, "stop croaking and look confident. As far as all these people around us are concerned, the Soviet system is on trial on that board there. Now, start building railroads. And stop hanging onto that piece of worthless desert over there, and bring those troops back over here, where they can do some good. How did you get a supply line that long, anyway?''

"Well, he gave way there, so I pushed ahead, and---"

The Premier shook his head in disgust. "Bartov! "

"Yes, sir?"

"Go get some chairs. We're going to be here some time yet."

Bartov hurried off after chairs.

An hour had crept past, and then the Premier had divided up various tasks amongst the men in his party, who now sat near various controls, giving suggestions to Palvukin in low voices. The solitary financier across the board had delivered several additional hard jolts, captured the main rail and road junctions north of the lake, and driven in a wedge that in effect divided the front into two halves.

Palvukin, perspiring freely, would now have been licked, save for the alternate rail line the Premier had had him construct further back, which enabled troops to be shuttled from one of the separated fronts to the other. This, however, involved a delay that Schmidt was taking full advantage of, to get control of more and more territory by a succession of rapid blows, first against one front, then against the other.

"We can't match him," said Palvukin. "He goes a short distance. We have to go a long distance. "

"Have patience," said the Permier, "and keep building factories, like I told you to."

A large part of another hour crept by, and the financier was glancing from the board to the poker- faced group that sat across the table from him, nothing moving but their eyes and their lips, as Palvukin jumped from one control to another, like a marionette operated by several dozen pairs of strings. Schmidt frowned at the board, and Bartov, following his gaze, could guess what he was thinking.

The financier's "troops" now held a large, roughly circular arc of "Red" territory. He could still concentrate large enough forces to push farther at any selected point. But as he pushed in one direction, the counter-thrust started from another direction, to threaten the flank and rear of his attack, and force him to break it off before it accomplished anything. Meanwhile, the factories were steadily rising in sectors out of his reach, and the games computer was taking full account of the fact that his supplies came from a great distance, while his opponent's supply lines were short.

Worse yet, the game went along steadily, with no pause while first one side moved and then the other, and as the opposition now had a number of shrewd minds calculating various angles at the same time, his relative overall position was deteriorating steadily.

He had, for instance, apparently set up his industries on a basically better plan than the ambassador, but the computer repeatedly gave realistic notice of bottlenecks here and tie-ups there, and it was impossible to devote his attention to these things and to the steadily progressing battle at the same time.

"Hm-m-m," he said, and settled back. After a little while, he glanced around and spoke briefly to someone standing nearby. That person moved off quietly, and the financier again devoted his attention to the board. His military action now began to take the form of short sharp thrusts apparently intended to do nothing more than to keep his opponent offbalance and on the defensive. Bartov noted, however, that an accelerated improvement of the road-net now began to take place on the financier's side of the board. Bartov did not see what good this was going to do. The initiative was plainly passing from one side to the other, and more roads were not going to solve the prolem.

A half hour or so passed, and one of the diplomats glanced at his watch, and said to the Premier, "We are going to be late."

"Don't worry, we can finish this up soon, now.'' The board was studded with monster industrial complexes on the " Red" side, all joined up by interconnected railroads. The other side showed accelerated growth, and an impressive multiplication and improvement of the road net, together with the shady outlines of what might become a huge industrial expansion. But the actual productive capacity for war goods had now dropped below the "Red" productive capacity, and enormous quantities of war material were piling up behind the lines. Leaning forward, Bartov could see the tiny symbols of tanks and troop carriers, stretched out in huge parks, ready to be moved forward when needed.

"We could attack," said Palvukin, in an awed voice.

"Not yet," said the Premier. "When we hit him, we want to hit him so hard we break his back. Keep him stretched out tor now. Remember, many people are watchi'hg this. Once we smash him, then I can say in my speech that even on an American scienitfic computer we have proved the superiority of communism over capitalism. Just a little longer, and the time comes."

The "Red" build-up proceeded at a furious pace.

Possibly sensing what was to come, the opposing forces began to fall back.

"Now," said the Premier.

The "Red" troops, massively reinforced, started heavily forward, in a sweep designed to trap a large number of opposing troops.

The board of the War Games Computer now showed the massive red arrows, and a number Of wavering blue lines falling back fast.

Leaning over the board, Bartov could almost believe he was an observer in a plane, watching a great offensive. The setting was unfamiliar, the geography actually matching that of no country on earth, but the movement of the vehicles was complete down to the representation of churned mud in some sectors of the front, and clouds of blowing dust in others. The "Blue" forces were in full flight, withdrawing so fast that they were pulling well ahead of the pursuit.

"We have won," said Palvukin.

Bartov grinned with pleasure, and looked across to see the expression on the face of the cap'talist.

The capitalist had moved into another chair. and was now apparently devoting himself to industry and road-building. The troops were apparently being directed by a big elderly man in a conservative suit, smoking a corncob pipe.

The Red troops were falling steadily behind the fleeing Blue forces.

"Why is this?" said the Premier. "Surely we can go faster than that! Palvukin, put the question to the computer."

Palvukin asked the question. The computer unreeled a length of tape reading: "ROADS THICKLY MINED' SUCCESIVE WAVES OF TANKS HAVE CHURNED GROUND INTO MUD. HEAVY WEAR ON TANK ENGINES IN SOME REGIONS DUE TO DUST AND INSUFFICIENT PROVISION FOR AIR CLEANERS ON ENGINES."

The Premier glared at an inoffensive scholarly looking man. "Mikov, you are in charge of tank production. Why is this?"

"I had no idea it was necessary to attend to such fine details, Comrade Premier. Anyway, we have such a production that these little things cannot stop us."

Bartov, observing the huge onrush of the Red armies, nodded agreement. What could possibly stop that? He felt a wave of elation. Somewhere in his mind, an invisible band struck up me "International."

He glanced across the table to observe the effect of this crushing defeat on the capitalist Imperialist.

The American financier was working in intense concentration. The elderly man apparently handling the troops for him had a calm contemplative look, and as he turned to say something to the financier, Bartov got a brief profile of the bold nose and jutting corncob pipe. Chills and fever swapt over Bartov in succesive waves. In his mind's eye, huge naval armadas closed in on tropical islands, and a long peninsula, almost completley conquered, fell apart at a sudden thrust from the sea.

The Premier gave a low exclamation.

Bartov glanced at the board. The "Red" troops were now well into enemy territory. The Blue troops, moving over the excellent road net, were reorganizing fast. As Bartov watched, one of the Blue armies swung rapidly around, and bit into the flank of the Red advance. A confused whirl developed, and then the red arrow outlining the advance disintegrated.

The Premier had put some questions to the computer, which now unrolled its length of tape; Bartov peered over the Premier's shoulder, to read: ENEMY STRATEGIC DISPOSITIONS SUPERIOR. ENEMY TACTICAL HANDLING OF TROOPS VASTLY SUPERIOR.

Bartov tried to tell the Premier who was across the table. The Premier faced him. "Go get Marshal Malekm. And hurry up!"

Bartov forced his way through the crowd around the tabel and hurried out.

Finding Malekin, even with the help of the Embassy staff, was no easy job. He was eventually located at the U. N. Building, stupefied with boredom, as nothing was going on there and nearly everybody had gone off to watch some game on T.V. He supposed it was either baseball or football, he didn't know which, and couldn't care less. For Bartov, the business of getting the actual picture across to him was like trying to drive spikes into concrete using the bare fist as a hammer. Bartov's desperation finally roused him, but as he went along toward the electronics exhibit, he kept saying, ''What's the sense of it? It's only a game, isn't it?"

"Yes, but it's a very realistic game."

"Bah! You have been humbugged by the Americans. There is a little man inside this machine, and you can't win. I remember when I was a boy, they had a machine that was supposed to play chess. There was a man inside of it."

"But this is science."

"It's all a joke. Listen, when the Hitlerites invaded, what do you think stopped them? Tactics? It got cold, that's what really stopped them. Tell me, is there any weather on this calculating machine of yours?"

"Yes, comrade---"

"What about disease? I remember once when a whole troop of cavalry was laid out flat on its back from---"

Bartov had the sense of terrific pressure building inside of him. "Can I say just one thing7"

"Go right ahead, my boy."

"On this fake machine...."

"Exactly what It is."

". . . The Premier made a big tank attack, and it slowed down. . ."

"Naturally, me American midgit inside didn't want the Premier to win."

". . . And when me Premier wanted to know why me attack slowed down, a length of tape came out of the machine with a message on it." The marshal looked interested. "What did it say7"

"It said the retreating enemy had heavily mined the roads, the tank tracks ware grinding the road into muck, and in other regions the churned-up dust was wearing the tank engines out fast beacuse no good air cleaners had been provided for them."

The marshal frowned. "Did the enemy travel difficulties like this?"

"He seemed to."

"Hm-m-m. I want to get a look at this computer. "

The room as they came in was even more thickly packed than when Bartov had left. He and the marshal shouldered their way across the room, and one look at the board confirmed his worst fears. The captured ground had been lost, and the Blue forces were slicing deep into Red territory. The Red forces appeared to be still moderately numerous and well- suoplied. but their disposition suggested a tin bucket with the sides kicked in.

The marshal stared at the board, bent over it closely, grunted, and looked up with an odd expression. The others were eagerly explaining to him how it worked.

The Premier said, "We can supply the troops and give them the right general directions, but when the fight comes, everything seems to depend on particulars and timing. We don't have that. You have got to supply that, or we are going to get beat."

"I talk into this microphone?" growled the marshal.

"Yes, or you can work this control board if you prefer."

"All right. Leave it to me."

The Red forces, still retreating, began to straighten themselves out, clinging to natural barriers, and striking at any exposed flank that presented itself.

The fight gradually stabilized until a heavy air attack knocked out a great many rail lines on the Red side of the board. It proved impossible to do as much damage to the huge road net on the opposite side of the board.

The marshal then tried dropping a nuclear missile on an enemy jet-engine factory. There was a stir all around him. One of his own jetengine plants blew up in a hideous glare accompanied by a dull clap and thud that shook the table. The marshal grunted and looked across the board. There were several more Americans over there now. They all seemed to be closely concentrated on the job at hand.

Bartov, watching the marshal, could guess his thoughts. From his aggrieved look, he was thinking, "Why are you attacking us?" Then his face cleared as he remembered that it was, after all, just a game. He devoted himself to it. and showed satisfaction as he gradually drove the over-extended Blue forces back. Then their positions were solidly stabilized, and he was unable to get any advantage. A big war-production struggle was getting under way, and the marshal was settling down to a lengthy war of attrition when a younger general, one P. Rudov, appeared at his shoulder, looked over the board, and said, "Bah! All that is old-fashioned. Here, let me show you something." The marshal glanced at the Premier, who nodded.

P. Rudov took his seat. The board rapidly took on a fantastic appearance as vertical envelopment became the rule of the day. Paratroop drops appeared to outflank previous drops of enemy forces, which in turn were defending against previous drops to protect forces attacked by former drops of enemy troops. Both sides teetered on the brink of disaster or sudden victory, but nobody could figure out which it would be. Rudov resorted to tactical atomic weapons to clarify tho situation, and his opponent responded with the same thing, pressed down and running over, and the situation resumed its previous uncertainty.

New weapons began to appear as each side got renowned scientists busy feeding suggestions into the computer. Some obscure Red expert took a crack at spreading a special type of influenza among the enemy, but it unexpectedly reacted through some odd chain of events, and instead of hitting the enemy went through the Red side of the board like a mowing-machine through a wheat field. Malekin personally knocked the expert senseless, and when the expert came to, the Premier spoke to him in such a way that he passed out again.

Meanwhile, the Blue forces offered a remedy which was partially effective in stopping the spread of the disease. The interlocked mazes of mutually- enveloped airheads were then disentangled and got loose from one another during a temporary truce, following which the two sets of players, now grown almost large enough and official enough to run their own real countries without further help, stared at each other across the board

At some point, on one side or the other, for some reason, somebody smiled. Suddenly. both sides looked from the board to each other, the wise experts controlling the little figures, and began to laugh.

As by one impulse, without settling which side was to win the game, they got up, and left the board. Both sides left the room together, arm in arm, and the good fellowship, despite the language differences, was tremendous.

But then, when they got down to their cars and split up in groups to go to the U. N., the Premier growled, "It doesn't make any difference. We're in the same place we were in before we played it."

"I still can't see a war over Rindelia, "said the marshal.

"No, but then what do we do?"

"It's too risky. Nobody knows who'll win, and meanwhile we've got one foot in a beartrap." The Premier scowled. "They can't back down. Neither can we. Where is the way out of it?"

Gloom descended, and was not dispersed by the proceedings at the U. N. Here the Premier tried alternately thrusting out an olive branch and a loaded cannon, had no particular success with either one, and then waved missiles, satellites, and spaceships in a warning that had a number of neutrals glancing at the exits.

When it was over, Bartov had to admit it created a picture in the light of which Rindelia looked remarkably not worth fighting over.

He glanced at the Americans to see how they were taking it, and got an unpleasant shock. The Americans were all looking at the Premier with expressionIess faces, and an ugly light in their eyes.

The U. N. session produced no compromise.

That evening word came that the Americans were moving into---not Rindelia---but bases threatening the communist state that had organized the Rindelian guerrilla war.

The Soviet Union issued an ultimatum ordering the immediate withdraw! of these troops.

The United States responded by placing all its forces on a worldwide alert.

The Soviet Union pointed out with biting crudeness the vulnerability of U. S. cities to Soviet missiles,

Large numbers of U. S. nuclear bombers rose into the air.

it suddenly dawned that the unthinkable was happening.

"All this over Rindelia---this dunghill!" cried the Premeir. "Have they gone insane?"

It was Marshal Malekin who broke the impasse. "We can't just sit still while this goes on! We have pushed them too far on this, and the only way out is to either attack head-on, which is no good now, or stop pushing and back-pedal fast. "

"I won't give way to them on this."

"What if we could fight the war in Rindelia without losing a man?"

"It won't stay confined to Rindelia. The way things are, it will spread like lightning."

"You want that?"

"The Americans will trust their own computer."

The extreme crisis lasted for another six hours.

Then the terrified world had a chance to draw an even breath. Rindelia would be either partitioned or left whole. But the rest of the world could watch the struggle in peace.

Across the big board of the War Games Computer, newly set up to accurately represent Rindelia and surrounding territory, the two sets of uniformed and plain-clothed figures glared at each other. The huge fleet moved in, and the volunteers swarmed across the border. The war was on.


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