10) Why hasn't Charlie Brown ever just hauled off and kicked Lucy in the head when she decided to pull the old "pull away the football at the last minute gag?"

9) Why doesn't anyone look for Spridle & Chim-Chim in the trunk of the Mach 5 before the race starts?

8) What do the other two buttons on Space Ghost's power bands do?

7) Who really enjoyed the ending of 1D4?

6) Who's idea was it to create a Shedu?

5) How many different races of Elves are there?

4) In all these years of spandex costumes being dramatically ripped to shreds in battles, why hasn't anyone's mask ever been torn off?

3) In almost seventy years of ricocheting bullets, why hasn't one innocent bystander been killed?

2) At the end of the comic book story of Batman in the future (The Dark Knight Returns), when Superman & Batman fought in Crime Alley and Batman had plugged his armor into the city's power supply to beef up his weapon systems, why didn't Superman just un-plug him?

and the #1 Question is.

1) In monopoly, why does everybody always argue over who gets to be the car?

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