Recipe for Adventurer's Stew

Humor

by Novice Frank Young



Ingredients Required:

1. One man-sized or 2 smaller adventurers, well pulverized
2. One skunk cabbage, quartered
3. One dozen (12) rotten eggs and shells
4. Ten gallons of swamp water (the more stagnant the water the tastier the stew)
5. One sprig each of belladona and wolvesbane
6. One mandragon root

Procedure for preparation:

Add all ingredients into a large, rusty iron kettle and cook well over hot fire, stirring occasionaly. The resultant stew will please even the most finicky ogre.


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