Moribund's Marvelous Magic

Humor

by Dan Lambert



Available At Low, LOW, LOW Discount Prices!

That's right, such wondrous magical items are now available to you for just coppers a day*! I Previously available only to magic-users' guilds and in volume discounts, the power to slay monsters, become invisible, and deceive your opponents is now available to the general adventuring public!

The Mystical Manifesto gave us 10 STARS for our great service, product variety, selection, quality, and reliability".** The Guild of Power praised out staff's courtesy, their guildmaster claiming, "...I've never seen anything like it!"***

So come on in and see what exciting, special magic can be yours! No longer need you be ridiculed for having no magic! Stop in and see what we have to offer!

* Minimum fee, 1,000,000 coppers per day.
** 10 Total stars were given for 24 categories with a maximum of 10 per category.
*** Stated while in a fit of rage when a recently purchased fireball wand broke on the first use and the resultant cataclysmic explosion nearly killed him.


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